Is that who that was? Please make that joke, Reese. This is good banter, but a little too late. Jimmy Fallon is doing a terrible job at hosting. And now, after the rape movie… Trolls! Simpson: American Crime Story Hugh Laurie, The Night Manager John Lithgow, The Crown Christian Slater, Mr. This is gonna be a real awkward Oscar season. He can make a living out of royalty word titles. That would really be inclusive and a nice fuck you to the alt-right.
And now Sofia Vergara stumbles through an overly written piece of English. These are the 74th Golden Globes. They like giving it to new shows. How does Taylor Swift feel about this? Or is this a very poorly coordinated show? That was a piece of shit. Simpson: American Crime Story Winner: Tom Hiddleston, The Night Manager That seemed obvious, after the other two.
She really is the best, seriously. What a white person thing to do. Winner: Damien Chazelle, La La Land Of course he won. The Carrie and Debbie montage. So two dead people montages then? Unless this is a bit.
Herself - Miss Golden Globe. Weird choice, to just have them present the category. Did he come from a hassidic jewelry store in Brooklyn? This is what awards shows should be for the next four years. So, here are all the details you need to catch the Golden Globes live stream: Date: Sunday, Jan. The Timberlake bit was nice.
However, most people will probably tune in for the to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. You know, a winner in this category. Or was it all football and orgies for most of you? She lost her voice in lamentation? Play something that makes you boogie off stage rather than talk. They have been getting drunk since 3, though. From one survivor bear to another human. Brad Pitt, executive producer of Moonlight, they said, to remind you that behind every great black film is a white man.
Because anything attempting humor at this point is okay. Is this what Jimmy Fallon is doing instead of jokes? Jonah Hill looking thin this year. Oh shit, Stevie Wonder is there. He just told a long story that sounded like he was complimenting his own work. We should all thank John Lithgow. Casey Affleck should be an easy Best Actor winner. They did the La La Land musical number, which was a wise choice.
Or even better, please tell me Chris Rock is there and gonna do it. Best Picture — Drama Hacksaw Ridge Hell or High Water Lion Manchester by the Sea Moonlight Winner: Moonlight That feels like an afterthought. And they beat the Oscars to it. Himself - Nominated: Best Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television. He did The Queen and The Crown? They better write good banter for these two.
Gal Gadot is a gorgeous woman. Though honestly I approve of any major awards show being watched by millions of people that does something non-heteronormative. Awkward cut to David Schwimmer clapping. He got that Oprah fluctuation going. There is a severe lack of Judi Dench at this awards show.
I hope he wrote it. They should have a gay kid do it. Winner: Olivia Colman, The Night Manager Oh, damn. A musical never wins for a script! What if Putin hacked the Oscars, though? The only other film to win more than one award was , which won both the awards for which it had been nominated. More fiddle battles in song.
Herself - Miss Golden Globe. For those keeping score: Migos: 1 thanks, O. Moonlight and La La Land are still the favorites to win. He just thanked Twitter and Instagram? Ryan Reynolds and Emma Stone. Wait, why orchestration playing him off? This should make for a fun time.