Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Things go from bad to worse when his blonde bombshell wife Nicollette Sheridan arrives to inform him that he's a Special Forces Operative entangled in a high-level Government conspiracy. How would you like to join our training program? I went from ballin' to not-at-all-in'. Ah, man, the cops are still here! Okay okay, so maybe I got the name wrong, but explain these skills, huh? Use direct links to download or Watch Online. What are you talking about? We're in his territory now.
Look, would you put those back? I trusted you and you came through. What the hell is this? I'm not a snat or a rit! You gotta be more specific. Oh, this is your cell phone. You said it wasn't safe to go back to your place. That would be a slice, sir.
So nice of you to come, Mr. All right, but we're going back your place. And even though I don't like the way Jake cleans up around here, I'm not a snitch nor a rat. What if I end up somewhere in the middle, like in a coma? And a Simon and Garfunkel album. I ain't been shot yet! This is government-issued, I'm sure. Ladies and gentlemen, the Klompen Dancers.
Now, I think you're my friend. Look, some strange stuff has been happening to me. I remember alcohol stings like a bitch. We've got a janitor out there that's breached our security with company property and has absolutely no memory of any of it. One less, thanks to your friend Jake.
Okay, I see where they going with this. We're gonna be there shortly,. Teaming up with another beauty from a past he can't remember Lucy Liu , this custodian of comedy needs to get a clue before the bad guys take him out with the trash! How are we supposed to get in and get out now? You're on a strictly need-to-know basis. We're tracking Riley down and we've issued a warrant for his arrest. You know, it is obvious that I'm undercover as a janitor. Do you have any idea what being locked in a trunk for eight hours does to a black woman's hair? I'll kill you with my plunger I'll pull your heart with my plunger You ain't never seen a plung.
I'm gonna hit you with him! Little cool, little pink thing, you know, with the glittery lotion, you know? Am I the lover that I think I am? Oh, he'll talk, all right. And if you could get my eighth-grade schoolteacher on the phone. Hey, babe, I don't think we're gonna make it. Some recent events, recent acquaintances have been temporarily lost. How could you not know what one of your agents was doing up here? Well, people do some pretty incredible things when they're scared out of their minds. I'll order it thru another seller at a later date. I am definitely not a janitor.
That's all you're gonna be doing, is trying. We shouldn't even be talking about this. Jake, you leave me no choice. He still doesn't remember anything. Then I would know why my clothes are over here and I ain't hittin' it. Just tell me the truth! Hey hey hey, hey hey hey! It's not the best icebreaker.
Hey, I'm just happy to help. We don't have five days. We had you under surveillance. I don't fight crime, I fight grime! Eric, I think you should take a look at this. You didn't even remember my name. I got some bad news for you, Colonel. No, I have no idea! Real fine lady, who's that lady? Two ladies fighting over a janitor.
This is mop life, mop life! Of course, I took it, I took it. Why haven't you called me? Just how you like 'em. I'm going to still tell your wife. I found this briefcase at the hotel yesterday. Only contact me on my cell.
A spy's gotta eat, right? Just all up in through here. Well, Jake discovered the X-1, he came to me, and together we planned how to flush these guys out. What if he's an undercover agent? You know, Jake, I've got a bad feeling. It's a hot mix of speed and sodium pentothal. Go ahead, tell me more. I'm running errands for you now? Hey, I'm not your employee.