You'd like my uni mates. We were this close to losing him. Get your arse into gear, gypo. I've got to go get him. You'd do owt to get out of the mucking-out, wunt you? And if you think I'm cleaning your sick up again you've got another thing coming. Got to face facts, lad.
No, but you're asking me to stay here with you. Maybe next time you'll frame yourself. You got somewhere to go after? One of them's a real laugh. There's fuck all else going on round here, is there? Might be a tin of fruit cocktail you can have. It's all on your shoulders now. And I want you to come back. When were you last on a train? I'm not you, you know.
I can make this work but. We'll have two more of these when you're ready and a couple of Sambuca shots. You fuck off to your posh colleges an' that and swan back here on your holidays, thinking you know it all. You're gonna wait until Johnny boy's back, aren't you? There's a bog in there. That'll be as much use as a chocolate fireguard up here. There was someone once but. Come on, you tight wad.
Do we understand each other? We just got on with it, so. I know what you're doing. I don't want to be a fuck-up anymore. You can switch that on, but it's a gas bottle, mind, so don't go mad wi' it. And that's what I needed to say. Isolated young sheep farmer Johnny Saxby numbs his daily frustrations with binge drinking and casual sex, until the arrival of a Romanian migrant worker Gheorghe, employed for the lambing season, ignites an intense relationship that sets Johnny on a new path.
That door needs a shove. Or did we get too close? I got that antiseptic for the sheep. Do not call me that. It's a bit of a midden, like. Gheorghe did eggs and that.
It's someone's job to wash them sheets. How do you say 'sheep'? That's it, there, come on. Yeah, I think it could. Do you wanna tell me what that muck is in my best tea towel? I will fuck with you. Will you stop fucking around? I'll just pick the truck up. When I was a kid, I thought I would never leave my farm.
I tried to stay awake, but I was dead tired, like. And what about that boundary wall being down? Why did you just leave? What if they say summat I don't wanna hear? And how will you be? I'll just be a sec. Did you come here on your own, then, to England? You must see that, no? It will sting, that's all. If you leave it, it will get infected with disease. I thought once you lot escaped to your fancy colleges and that, you'd never come back.
I'm off to t' pub. It will not survive, believe me. I can't do what you want me to. Aye, well, I can take you now. Well, it can't go on like it has. I want to be with you.
But I'm coming back and I want it to be different. I want that lad picking up in good time. It's always down to muggins here. I've been through this before. Let's at least get him here in one piece, shall we? Some of us just have to get on wi' it, like.